Nacho: According to MJD, Lance Armstrong is nailing an Olsen twin. For what it's worth, it's the one that doesn't go out in public looking like ET on Halloween as much as the other one. Lance has a pretty good track record, but don't think about getting with Ashley after he's had her. Armstrong's sloppy seconds end up in precarious positions
A bit of advice, from Lance to Lance:
"Well good luck to you [Lance]. I'm sure this decision won't haunt you forever."
- Dodgeball, 2004
From what I'm told, the family digs older guys.
Link to Ben Kingsley talks about mackin' on MK, after...
Totally not creepy.