Lil' Bastardz: Josh Beckett

Nacho: Lil' Bastardz is where I notice that someone, a sports figure most likely, looks like the unholy spawn of two other recognizable and/or semi-recognizable people. I get the feeling international cable-tv stars will eventually make an appearance.

FIrst up: Josh Beckett.

I'm not that much of a baseball fan, but even I respect Josh's abilities on the mound. He's a damn sight more enjoyable to watch than some spazz-ass ADD kid in an oversized Red Sox jersey do the Elaine.

After a long day of work, Josh Beckett looks like the unholy spawn of Matt Parkman and Liam McPoyle:



There ain't nuthin after....




Told you.