Tuesday, August 28, 2007

A Quick Note On The US Open (Tennis)

Nacho: Brethren's a lot close to Flushing Meadows than I, but I always enjoy the September classic. Blame Jimmy Connors, Andre Agassi, Michael Chang and Pete Sampras. Nowadays you can blame Roger Federer and Scoville Jenkins.

Roger Federer impresses me. His domination of the sport of tennis over the past three years has been nothing short of amaing. But, he'd never met Scoville Jenkins. That is, until yesterday, when Dubai's swavvest resident and Jenkins met in the first round of the US Open...And Rog beat the hell outta Scoville Jenkins.

I'd just like to say that while Scoville Jenkins might've lost in consecutive sets, he definitely won a fan. At least of his name, Scoville Jenkins.

Other professions I would've imagine Scoville Jenkins would've had, after

1. Blues guitarist

2. Catchphrase on "Martin"

3. Crazy Ass Owner

If you can think up an even better profession for Scoville Jenkins, add it in the comments.


Gridiron Goddess said...

A member of Snoop Dogg's Posse.

Trey said...

A Chappelles's Show character, maybe Tyrone's cousin?