Sunday, June 29, 2008

Bobcat Draft Round-Up


Nacho: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU LARRY BROWN!

Fuck you with pants on because you've shackled us with a Frenchman who won't put on a Bobcat jersey until long after you've gone.

Fuck you for taking Kevin Durant's ShortRound with a top 10 pick.

Fuck you for using the 2008 Draft to replace Earl Boykins and Primo Brezec.

Fuck you for GETTING BRONZE WITH A TEAM COMPRISED OF NBA ALL-STARS!

Brethren's hatred, after...

Brethren: I am the cock-eyed optimist of the two, but even I raised an eyebrow at this draft. I'm not gonna lie, hearing Larry Brown say he "fell in love" with the Frenchie during a workout is not music to my ears. Even the renowned Europlayer lover that is Chad Ford wrote that he doesn't know any player who's ever averaged 5 points a game in France become a good NBA player.

I'm okay with DJ Augustine, but looking back probably would have preferred Brook Lopez. Same way I kinda like Morrison, but would have preferred Brandon Roy. Same way I can deal with Felton/May, but would have preferred rolling them up to take Chris Paul.

All I know is this draft is a few days old and I'm still reeling in exasperation. I try to keep the faith, but I don't know. It's tough to when these kind of decisions get made.

Hopefully DJ can prove me wrong. I'm expecting ZERO from the Frenchman. Fucking French.

2 comments:

Hats Bagelman said...

but you guys get morrison back next year, right?

Amy L said...

If Nacho wants to eat drink and be merry in Vegas, y'all need to watch it w the French comments. ;)

-Your 1/2 French Gridiron Goddess