Nacho: Ladies and gentlemen, The Hair will be our starting quarterback for the indefinite future.
A well-placed blowdart in Phoenix might be in order.
I want Matt Moore, more than ever.
Fuck, at this point, I'd rather have Darcy Maeda under center:
Why hath god forsaken us?
Brethren: What's Rodney Peete up to?
While I'm only half-kidding about Rodney Peete, we do have to do something. Yes, Carr toughed out the win this week, but I just don't see him being the answer right now. I hope as the season progresses,and we wear the white jerseys less and the black ones more, the cooler looking black gloves he uses will translate into more success. It is a high hope indeed.
Ed. Note: Thanks to my boy Gideon for the tip on the breaking news.
Ed. Note part deux: Both Nacho and Brethren were also named as "Most Likely to Become Famous" as seniors in high school. So we and David Carr got that going for us.